I have arrived. (again)

[Ride]

Fear me, Vermin!!!

--Ride

PS The remiander of the post which cronicles my 1st comming (thats an o not a u) including details of The Challenge of Membership and the subsequent acceptance by nomination of "Loggie" may be found in this post (http://chikens.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1630) in the General Chit Chat forum.

[DysedChiken]

We will put your request in the council Machine.

Now would ya mind telling us about yourself a lil......Loogie is quite busy and needs to know if you worthy of his time....

If that doesn't work for ya maybe we can suggest ya hook up with Rilla or Dragonic.....Dragon is in your area of the Big Blue Marble.

BAWK!

[Ride]

Worthy?!? He dares even question my worthiness? It is I that should question his!! For I, in accordance with the regulations set out by none other than The Monkey himself, have razed a jagged path within this universe for two and five-sixteenth moons to arrive at this encampment so that the Invocation of ChaMem may commence. Not only this but for nine moons I have sacrificed many a deluded and lonely soul to The Monkey throughout the BF1942 universe. I began my tutelage many cycles ago in the Civ I and MOO2 universes later expanding my ravenous range to TA, TA:K (a horrible blasphemous affair) and even Aces of the Pacific, IWar and MechW. I have traversed many and it is only do to the meddling interference of the Power-Puffs that I have not been successful in conquering them all. However now that they are otherwise preoccupied I am free to ravage this universe with The Kicking (reference the chronicle of the first coming).

Come forth now !!!

Let us begin for though the beginning of the arrival has come and gone (twice) the beginning of The Kicking remains to begin.

--Ride

[Anonymous]

BAWK Ride, best of luck to you.

Aces of the Pacific? That game iz from like 1994. ROFLMAO

Time to hijack the thread. :D

We have to have crossed paths many times. Hindered by time, and time winning the battle, The Father has spoken and so we have not met. With Graceful and Innocent demeanor, and a Scowl on his face, The Father has made it so not once have we Mooched an oppotunity to savor the flavor of Dysed Monkey.

However, as Druid Gladiators always do, we've made ourselves out as Pirates, strayed to the Outlaw side many times, come back with the realization that the Duke's title was Stolen since he was a BasTid. However, to make sense of the whirlwind that is the time after the beginning but before the new era, we often meet at a Barbecue and have some Deep Fried Clucker. With great Stealth we discuss the most finite details of being a Nemesis while wearing the Lone Star of rediculous fortune.

Fate has spoken and thus the battle has not begun, but in the time after the time and before the beginning, we have tasted the fruits of our Guerilla war, and they were Chunky with Salmonella and other Toxic things, causing us to hock a Loogie and forget where we began.

I look forward to The Kicking with Fanatic resolution. Whether Dirt Poor or hellishly rich, the alpha will always be followed by the Omega, just as A is always followed by Z, and all those from Austin to Jersey and back again to Texas will rise up out of our Lazy lives to the challenge presented by the Monkey. After all, he is pretty Twisted and Father Time will always be Slinky.

Funky, huh? It's downright Cosmic but a little bit Icky.

Actually, Ride, before you can receive your Chiken noodle Soup, we have to know who you are in the games you play, before we end up with a ChiXenHawk and become Roadkill. Like Tandori always says...I forget what he says, but don't eat McChiken nuggets, they are bad for you.

Back on topic, we like to protect ourselves from all the Sexy Toppers, I mean Evil Huntresses, so we do need to know your names if they are different from Ride. We can't have our foes playing Peek-A-Boo with our uber secrets every time they are bored. We make people Headless for that.

Your response will be appreciated from here to Infinity and could even win you a Viper, but only if you have the grace of the Angel on your side.

BAWK!!!

48: number of referencez to Chikenz past or prezent in that senseless babbling. Tell me anyone but a Mecha Chiken could come up with that kind of stuff. ;)

P.S. That made 49, you Rancid fools. Don't make me turn Rabid and show you how much of a Gunslinger I am when I pretend to be Billy the Kid. You will only meet your Doomaz prematurely. Even more prematurely than if you met a Nuclear Demon Zombie wearing Camo who had just visited the TailGunner Inspector. :bang:

[Anonymous]

57 :D

[LoogieChiken]

meep

[Anonymous]

59, I edited

[OmegaChiken]

graceful that was pretty long but good i liked it

[Anonymous]

I just came up with 62. I can't count.

[OmegaChiken]

i cant count above 10......its sad i know

[Anonymous]

I just realized when that I saw Dragonic's name that I've become an Addict of this sort of thing. Someone stop me before everyone has R-A-N away from my babbling.

[Dragonic_Chiken]

lol and i was going to say you forgot me graceful :) but you didnt lol your a u beaut girl grace :) (aussie language) means good things and i think we shoud let in ride just for his inane babling cause it cracked me up and grace you did well with the names i couldnt have done that cause im dumb as f**k :)

[Dragonic_Chiken]

oh and to the monkey who wants to rule the world ......
ever notice how much bigger a dragon is to a monkey *stares down at ride and grins with a mouthful of teeth very very sharp teeth* mmmm havent had monkey in a while mwhahahaha :) im also a dragon who plans on dominating the world so you will have to battle me for it first dude RAWR BAWK

[Anonymous]

ROFL Thankz for the compliment, Dragonic, you're a sweetie. I did forget you until I saw where you posted in the confidential forum. *blushez*

you can't beat me on dumb, i've had enough fun to kill at least half of my brain

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

good luck ride

[Dragonic_Chiken]

nah grace totally understandable considering we dont really play together :( which i will have to remedy and get mechie some day
would like to get to know you better i know most of the other chiks pretty good but havent had the pleasure of talking with you properly yet.

[BasT]

good luck dude!

could you tell us more about yourself,and maybe who told you about us chikens, and about are roost here?
for the filing clerks and stuff!

[Z-Chiken]

A one to the two to the two to the three to the three to the Z, more about ride we wish to see. A two to the three to the three to the four, we sure hope you do not turn out as a clan hore, a three to the four to the four to the five, please, give us more senseless jive.

Good luck dude, we will come up with a decision before the next equinox on the planet elxis in the choked chiken system.

NOW WHERE IS MY MEDICINE?! BAAAAAST YOU GIT, HAVE YOU RAN OFF WITH MY (insert prefix here)IN's AGAIN?

[BasT]

:bong: share!

[DysedChiken]

Peek won't share his herbs so why should Z?

[BasT]

thats why i stole em :D!
share it or be it taken and comsumed by bast,
you know the rules Kiltboy

[OmegaChiken]

heheh<secrectly they dont know about my hidin stash> :bong: BAWK! oh i think i remebre now viper steaired him our way goodluck u mojo jojo lover

[Ride]

Graceful

Be silent tainted wench!!!

You dare pollute this most honorable decree of The Invocation of ChaMem (reference the decree of my first coming for the enlightenment of the honor of ChaMem) with your putrid idle ramblings. For though you christen yourself Graceful you know not the true grace that comes from His Greatness. Yes .. for it is the true grace from the ass of The Monkey that shall mesmerize you and your flightless strumpet cohorts. So much so that you shall ache with lust for The Kicking and shall be rightly and richly served a double portion from The Monkey and in that portion you (and your strumpet cohorts) shall dissolve into The Sitting and thereby truly experience for the first time in your existence the true grace of the ass of The Monkey.

But I digress. For I have not come this distance and sacrificed so many to The Monkey to satisfy you wench, but indeed I have come to Invoke ChaMem and still I sit and wait for your warrior Loggie to present himself for said invocation so that the beginning of the submission of this universe (which some may say as already begun since the beginning of my arrival has begun and ended twice and that the being of the ChaMem has begun but not truly since the arrival of Loggie has yet to begin) may begin.

--Ride

[DruidChiken]

Ummm Ride?

U seem to have a lot to say, but i think a few of us here would like to see something a little more cohorent.

It may be boring but a little about u, where u are from etc would be good.

Also how about a bribe for the cookie troll :)

[Ride]

I like
quite walks in the park,
candle light dinners,
sub-atomic disruptor particle beams (purple of course),
and most things with a purple cape.

--Ride

PS More later ... I have to go to class ... Stochastic Differential Equations ... more tea please.

[Z-Chiken]

Translation:

Quiet walks in the park: He goes jogging with earplugs;

Candle light dinners: Power blew out in his 1 bedroom apartment and the food is much better there if you cant see it properly;

Sub atomic disruptor particle beams: Never light your own gases under the influence of marijuana or massive doses of tequila or both.

Most things with a purple cape: Fetich for anglican bishops. Hey, if it works for you, go for it, most of them are gay anyway...

Jkin dude.

Post more about yourself once the tea hangover subsides and life is a little less purple ;)

[OmegaChiken]

lol nice translation but i think he has a mojo jojo complex wonder if he wears mojo's headgear? cause if he does pass one to me

[GuerillaChiken]

Purple used to only be reserved for nobility, and one could be executed for wearing the garment colored with the rare plant dye.

Tune in later for more useless information.

[OmegaChiken]

thank you mr,wizard whats on the next episode?

[DysedChiken]

Only thing holding your App up is we need some basic info as Druid stated in his post....ya can get back to wenching with vermin once ya post the basics.

Loogie is getting cranky and wishes to allow your worthiness in and his monkey. But you are not playing nice with the Chiken Gods.

[R-A-N-Chiken]

I just realized when that I saw Dragonic's name that I've become an Addict of this sort of thing. Someone stop me before everyone has R-A-N away from my babbling.

Heh, thanks for remebering us grace.:D Yer a top chick.;)

[Ride]

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The InterSpace Intelligence Intelligence Agency (IIIA or 3A) has provided the follow dossier on the one called Ride

InterSpace Intelligence Intelligence Agency
Preliminary Report
19-May-2004

Alias: Ride

Name: Edmund

Space gender: Male

Space sexual orientation: Lesbo-Metro-Heterosexual

Known associates: Mojo-Jojo (The Monkey, His Greatness)

Origin in this space: New Zealand

Origin in previous space: Unknown, although we expect he has been in Power-Puff space were he met and was subsequently recruited by The Monkey to conquer this space.

Current space cover: He is pretending to be a university student in Auckland. We have been unable to track him for the last week. This suggests that he has been working hard into making his cover believable. We hoped he had moved on but have seen an increase in activity since 4:00PM today.

Current ambitions: To join the Chiken Confederation and subvert it to the will of His Greatness. In other words, to use it to carry out The Kicking and enforce The Sitting that will soon follow.

Previous space conquest: None. However he is extremely active in the BF:1942 and CS universe spaces. He was also active in the MOO2, TA, TA:K, WarCraft, WC2, Civilization and Civ2 universe spaces.

Percentage success: 10% He has been having trouble joining the CC so we are not too worried about him taking over this universe.

We advise extreme caution.

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[Anonymous]

lol i love this guy im allf or him joining chiken even though i have no say in it but he cracks me up bwhahahha although i dont like the idea of bending the chiken confederation to his will we are a team if he wants help to take over the world then yeah well help but ask first ;) and we have to each be given a country each me basg australia since i live here

[DysedChiken]

Ride,

Thank you for posting again. I have resubmitted your application to the Council. I will post your answer within the next twenty four hours.

Dysed

[BasT]

finally after the council awoke from its long slumber which we of the confederation call "the great hangover", and have decided you are worthy and have what it takes to enter chikendom,
your 3 weeks probation starts....... now!
get to know a few of the chikens that play around your timezone, dragonic and RAN are our Aussie chikens, and r crazy as hell!
and dont forget 2 pick a Chiken name and post it!

ya got any questions need answering my email is
bastchiken@msn.com

[Dragonic_Chiken]

Crazy my ass bast where did you get that from im the only sane one in the world i keep telling you all we have to be ready for them when they come to destroy us all ...... who.. The GERBALS.... they are coming there all around us and if were not ready we will lose this planet...... OMG bast are you reallly a gerbal sent to stop from telling the world of your coming ARRGGGGHHHH *runs across room and jump out 50th story window mwhahahhaha i am always prepared pulls parachute rope and floats a few blocks away*
.
.
.
few weeks later i get a bill in the mail for breaking the chiken confederation window and reluctantly pay it thats the 5th window this month ive broken around the place :banging: :clubbed:

[Ride]

Success!!!

Prepare for ...

RideChiken

http://chikens.net/forum/images/nickpage/3761078961614.jpg

muhahahahahah
Muhahahahahaha!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



PS - How do I change my nick on the forums. Do I have to create a new account??

[GuerillaChiken]

Bawk, Congrats Ride

[OmegaChiken]

welcome ride give cookies to the cookie troll or he will get angerey lol nice siggy BAWK! and i agree with dragonice the gerbals are coming i attacked them but had no effect were alll DOOMED DOOMED I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonic_Chiken]

DOOM DOOM DOOM *shutup deekin* the gerbals will hear us

[Anonymous]

The council prefers that you make a new account to preserve history or something like that.

BAWK and welcome Ride

[OmegaChiken]

WATCH OUT DRAGONIC ONES RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

[Dragonic_Chiken]

aw shit *gets a panicked look on his face dives forward taste my wrath gerbal, spins in air so im flying through the air on my back then opens legs and lets one huge ass fart rip then lights it with lighter FFWWOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!* i stand up proud toasted gerbal anyone looks at left over gerbal parts aw shit omega why didnt you tell me the gerbal was on basts head sorry bast *helps bast up sniffing the burnt hair on bast head* one gerbal at a time i can handle if they come in large amounts i made need the rest of the CC to help save the world from them

[R-A-N-Chiken]

Easy now man, did you remember your meds this morning?

NURSE!!

:P

Congrats ride, welcome abroad. :D

[Z-Chiken]

Welcome aboard. Carefull with all those guys who will try to ride the chiken in the HW2 lobby :)

[OmegaChiken]

poor bast now hes bald rofl

[Dragonic_Chiken]

dotn worry bast itll grow back dude and if not you can get one of those evil toupees and hey at least i saved you from the gerbal

[OmegaChiken]

yea but that was only one gerbal there millons more on the way

[Dragonic_Chiken]

ya i know ive been trying to tell everyone we have to prepare for them

[OmegaChiken]

i got a spare shotgun if you need it :phear:

[Dragonic_Chiken]

nah you use the shotgun and back me up when they come ill use my fighting techniques called mixaroofeverythingwoopassfu

[OmegaChiken]

ok you do that lol

[Ride]

I can not re-register as RideChiken because it says my email is already assigned to an existing member which of course is me ( as Ride).

Does anyone know how I can deal with this?

Thanks

--Ride

PS - I am only active on weekends as Uni keeps me very busy during the week.

[BasT]

Clucker i think this 1 is for you!

[OmegaChiken]

yep do your stuff clucker me and bast will watch

[Anonymous]

Ride, you have to have a second email for that one. Just go to hotmail and make one like "ridechiken@hotmail.com". That should fix you up.

BAWK

[LoneStarChiken]

BAWK!

Ride, did you get this sorted out??? Scowler hit the nail on the head.

Send me an email or PM if you need any help.

[peekaboochiken]

bawk



i wanna shoot him, can i? huh? pleaseeee