Feather Wars....Lobby Chat that spinned from Jedis

[AsmodChiken]

**Severe boredum led to this, based on true events however...**

I'm sure everyone who has done HW2 Multiplayer VIA Gamespy knows what it's like to just sit and wait for a game that you can join. You know, the sacred few that meet the needs that are oh so dear to us all. Low ping, proper version number, lack of a router. Tis not much that we require. But alas we still must wait til someone who is deemed worthy to host shows up. In this time people will mingle, chat, spam. :discussion: The norm of any game lobby. Just today spawned a new spin off saga of the legendary Chikens.

It was asked by many in the lobby what the meaning of "Bawk" went. Obviously there was no clear cut dictionary definition given. Rather examples such as "May the Bawk be with you", and things like "Bawk Nemesis"
Bawk can take many forms and many qualities.
However in the chat boredum took over and lead to the usual sillyness :crazy: that spawned such things as

The DeathEgg
Disturbances in the Cluck
The Millenium Chiken

And more quetions arised, one in particular
"Are you my rooster?"
"Do I have the Bawk within me?"

I think we have dawned upon something new.....


Either that or I'll be horribly flamed for this post :elephant:

[Anonymous]

:disgusted: First of all, :stupid:

LOL you think too much :alright: :nono: :bang:

Anyone home Asmod? :poked:

All bawk iz iz what chikenz do. :morons:

ask a 3 year old "what doez a chiken do?" "he goez bawk or cock-a-doodle-doooooooooo (DYSED)" :-k

So, all you have to do to explain what bawk iz...iz do what a chiken doez, and that'z bawk. :thankyou:

"What doez bawk mean?" "Bawk." :clubbed:

Az for :flames: you, that'z not what a chiken doez. :crazy:
:rofl:

[MoocherChiken]

:disgusted: First of all, :stupid:

LOL you think too much :alright: :nono: :bang:

Anyone home Asmod? :poked:

All bawk iz iz what chikenz do. :morons:

ask a 3 year old "what doez a chiken do?" "he goez bawk or cock-a-doodle-doooooooooo (DYSED)" :-k

So, all you have to do to explain what bawk iz...iz do what a chiken doez, and that'z bawk. :thankyou:

"What doez bawk mean?" "Bawk." :clubbed:

Az for :flames: you, that'z not what a chiken doez. :crazy:
:rofl:

:bong:

I disagree Grace, there is more to BAWK than meets the eye. For example if I say "have a BAWKing good time," you know that I'm wishing you a VERY good time. Break off the "B" and substitute an "F" and you get the official Chiken swear word.

It's like how the Smurfs used the word "smurf."

Smurf: "smurf me that hammer Lazy"
Chiken: "BAWK that damn raven Lazy"

Smurf: "SMURFY looking invention Handy"
Chiken: "BAWKing nice shot Glad"

Smurf: "I'm gonna smurf this rock over the bridge"
Chiken: "Stealth! Stop playing hide and go BAWK yourself and get into the server!"

Besides, my server name (when it's up for Open play) is "The way of the BAWK." I've gotta protect my use of the word "BAWK."

:band:

[CluckerChiken]

:disgusted: First of all, :stupid:

LOL you think too much :alright: :nono: :bang:

Anyone home Asmod? :poked:

All bawk iz iz what chikenz do. :morons:

ask a 3 year old "what doez a chiken do?" "he goez bawk or cock-a-doodle-doooooooooo (DYSED)" :-k

So, all you have to do to explain what bawk iz...iz do what a chiken doez, and that'z bawk. :thankyou:

"What doez bawk mean?" "Bawk." :clubbed:

Az for :flames: you, that'z not what a chiken doez. :crazy:
:rofl:

:bong:

I disagree Grace, there is more to BAWK than meets the eye. For example if I say "have a BAWKing good time," you know that I'm wishing you a VERY good time. Break off the "B" and substitute an "F" and you get the official Chiken swear word.

It's like how the Smurfs used the word "smurf."

Smurf: "smurf me that hammer Lazy"
Chiken: "BAWK that damn raven Lazy"

Smurf: "SMURFY looking invention Handy"
Chiken: "BAWKing nice shot Glad"

Smurf: "I'm gonna smurf this rock over the bridge"
Chiken: "Stealth! Stop playing hide and go BAWK yourself and get into the server!"

Besides, my server name (when it's up for Open play) is "The way of the BAWK." I've gotta protect my use of the word "BAWK."

:band:

EEEK :shocked:

PLEASE use the phrases correctly people...

1. BAWK: meaning, variable.
U can use BAWK for greetings "BAWK Moocher".
U can use it to replace other words "I AM BAWK!!" or "What the BAWK is going on here?"
U can use it to express ur feelings "I am so BAWK today, its not even funny anymore"
Or u can even use BAWK as an expression..like EEEEK :shocked: , u could also us "BAAAWK" :shocked:

2. It's "May the BAWK be with you" and "The way of the Feather". Not variations of those 2....like "The way of the BAWK" :crazy: :D

*Thinks about making this a sticky....*

[LoogieChiken]

Random Internet person: Loog - what is BAWK
Loogie: The sound Chikens make.

simple as.

There is obviously deeper meaning to it for chikens - but that is all anyone else need know, I think it develops people's curiosity in us and its a neat one line reply that makes me sound cooler than I really am and for that I lvoe the Chiken Confederation :P

[Anonymous]

You guyz are doing the same thing poor Azmod did and thinking too much. Bawk iz what a chiken doez, since both Loogie and I agree, WE'RE BAWKING RIGHT YOU SORRY BAWKERZ.

Bawk off! What the bawk were you thinking anywayz?

[LoogieChiken]

Yay Graceful agrees with me..... today the CC... tomorrow the world... muHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH *cough* *cough* HAHAHAHAHA

Well done Asmod, your first hijacked thread... there will be plenty others

[Anonymous]

:stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:

First of all, everyone knowz that a manchild :fag: can never conquer the world. Too many have tried and failed for you to miss that point of reading a *cough* HISTORY BOOK.

Don't worry though, someday, when a woman haz conquered it, it will be a better place anyway. :alright:

[AsmodChiken]

:bang:
Just so long as it's a nice woman...
and not my evil ex-gf who now (thankfully) lives 480 miles away from me. She is the embodiment of evil.

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK!

:smurf:

:blob:

:clubbed:

:beer:

:band:

And so ends the story.

[MSGundam645]

d0 chikens scream? or BAWK really loud...lik an explosion from an MS ;) %D cuz dat wha i usually hear %D
lol jk
bow doen 2 ur fried..er....chiken wings %D
_O_

[MoocherChiken]

"Someday I will become rich and famous when I invent a way to stab people over the internet" -unknown

I believe that's Innocent you're quoting.

:goofy:

[Martyr]

Actually Moocher, its a quote from bash.org :)

Martyr

[Anonymous]

I think he was just trying to flame me a lil bit there LOL

[AsmodChiken]

I honestly couldn't remember where I saw it, but I like it all the same :)

[MoocherChiken]

I think he was just trying to flame me a lil bit there LOL

Nope, just making sure people put away the knives when you're around, that's all.

Well, that's AFTER disarming you of the Buck you carry around too.

:poked:

[Anonymous]

Knife? Who me? I abhor violence!

If you mention it again I'll wring your neck!

[MSGundam645]

:clubbed:

silly chikens %D