SmuttyChiken said there was free Rum here !

[PhattyChiken]

I was talking to SmuttyChiken and he said there was free Rum here at the Chiken confed so I registered, where do I get the free Rum from :drunk:

[DysedChiken]

Excuse me....But who the FAWK! are ya?

[OmegaChiken]

Excuse me....But who the FAWK! are ya?aye what he said ;)

[PhattyChiken]

I guess I should have introduced myself before just registering and all.

I am Phatt, I am more commonly known as =KH=Phatt I have been a member of the NBT Kell Hounds for around 5 years and I like Smutroy have gone looking for some fun and some new friends to play games with. I have played MW with some of the people here at the Confed on the Public servers over the years, so some of them would know my name.

Anyway If you guys will have me I am more than interested in joining the Chiken Confed for some fun and games :elephant:

[Anonymous]

Bawk Phat!

Good Luck

[PhattyChiken]

Thanks for your good wishes.

However I prefer not to rely on luck, I find that skill serves me better, and when lady luck does come my way things are just so much better.

[Dragonic_Chiken]

well gl but you shouldnt have put the chiken tag on just yet ;)

[TaintedChiken]

it's a simple misunderstanding

i have played with phatt before and he does like to mix it up and make it fun instead of the normal control game that you see from players like scowler and inno

[SmuttyChiken]

BAWK!!!!

Just like to say that the Phatt man is a real good buddy of mine. Well my wife has never forgiven him for making me buy a game called Mech Warrior 4, and to get an internet connection, but all things said and done, it is all his fault that I have this online gaming addiction.

Phatt is a handy man to have on your side in a brawl, firing missiles in fire support or taking pot shots from a BK with L Gauss. Definitely handy up close and personal though.

Very experience pilot having played since MW2 days, and would make a great addition to the arsenal of the Confederation .....

If I had known he was this serious about joining then I would have explained the sign up proceedure to him ....

sorry for the little name mix-up ........ but he is Phatt


SmuttyChiken

[Dragonic_Chiken]

ha it alright dude notice the the winking face im not serious lol i know it was a misunderstanding :)

[DruidChiken]

Bawk!!

Over the years Phatt has sent me back to the spawn point with reckless abandon :)

He gets my vote, at least he wouldnt be shooting at me quite so much then :P

[GladiatorChiken]

bawk

good luck phatt :)

[BasT]

BAWK gl and BAWK BAWK BUKAWK!

[KungFuChiken]

Bawk!

Gl with the app Phatt.

[DysedChiken]

Phatt,

Since ya broke with protocol and opted to go straight to Chiken tags you will need to perform the following in order to wear that tag legally:

1. BAWK!

2. Promise you will kill Mooch with that reckless abandon that Druid mentioned.

3. Pick your fav cookie and post it here so that Peek can give you the final seal of approval over your character....afterall "you can tell alot by the cookie a man eats".

4. Tell the truth you and the smutt joined cause ya heard we have women Chiks?

5. Admit to the world ya just have an overwelming need to say BAWK! alot. (First step in recovery is that you need to admit you have the problem in the first Place)

6. Contact LonestarChiken with your coordinates in order to that we can complete the required paperwork and get your access the the mech forum straight. You might want to do this also.

I think that about covers it.

Now, you are on probation for three weeks. You will have access to only the Mech4 secure forum. All goes well and Innocent, Sexy, Pixie, Tainted and Grace will give ya the nod as a cock (as in male Chiken ya dirty boy) worthy of being in thier coop.

BAWK!

[LoogieChiken]

BAWK - Congratualtions Phatt

[DruidChiken]

Bawk!!

Congrats and welcome PhattyChiken :)

[BasT]

BAWKBUAKWKABAHK... translation = well done

[SmuttyChiken]

LOL @ PhattyChiken ......

and yes when I told him the Coop was full of sweet talkin lady Chikens ... he couldn't sign up fast enough .....




LOLOLOL

[LoogieChiken]

Sweet talkin?

I don't think so...

[Anonymous]

BAWK Congrats Phatty!

[BasT]

sweet ladies..... dont let inno hear ya say that!

[OmegaChiken]

gl and welcome phatt :band: :blob: :beer:

[MoocherChiken]

BAWK!

P.S. Keep yer hands offa MY RUM. Take BasTardo's, not mine. :D

[OmegaChiken]

oi mooch i swiped all yours last week :D

[Anonymous]

Dysed! You forgot Valkyrie and Stolen!

BAWK Phatt and welcome to the coop.

Smutty, don't you know that my motto is "Winning hearts with ERPPC's?"

[DysedChiken]

As much as I love Val she hasn't fully joined the girl power union and Stolen....well that FAWK!er Theif don't like sharin.

[Anonymous]

Who ever said Scowler likes sharing?

[PhattyChiken]

SmuttyChiken pretty much summed it all up as far as my excuse for putting the uniform on before asking goes. I was in a bit of a hurry due to my excitement and overwhelming urge to join the team. I didn't visit the forums before registering I just clicked on the button and followed the promts with gay abandon. (No not Queer Abandon, so there will be none of those "Queer eye for the Phatt guy" Jokes, OK) :fag:

My Appologies for my reckless behaviour and unintentional ruffling of Feathers. :clubbed:

Is It OK for me make that loud noise that Chikens make yet ? For some stange reason I have an uncontrolable urge to make that loud nosie that Chikens make.

I also have an uncotrollable urge to drink copious amounts of RUM, so if ya don't mind can I have my free RUM now please :drunk: . Or was SmuttyChiken using the old "Free rum if you join up trick" on me again". Thats the second time he has done that, the last time I ended up in the Australian Army for eight years, D'oh. :crazy:

[PhattyChiken]

D'oh I forgot to tell you my favourite Cookie, that would be ANZAC cookies with Chocolate chips on top.

And please don't go telling my wife about the wanting to join because there is Lady Chikens here, as she is only 2 weeks away from delivering Phatt Jnr into the world and she is feeling a bit emotional at the moment.

[InspectorChiken]

Bawk!!!

Wow, did anyone notice the change in the tone of Dysed's first post compared to the second and third? You got lucky Phatty (and I mean lucky) that the prozac kicked in.

Welcome to the coop.

[SexyChiken]

LOL,

Hi and bawk to the 2 new guys :)

Phatty & Smutty, great names :beer:

[Papa Theif]

Damn right I don't like sharing, I stole her fair and square.

[Anonymous]

since i'm pregnant i can't really be in the union

[BasT]

Bawk!!!

Wow, did anyone notice the change in the tone of Dysed's first post compared to the second and third? You got lucky Phatty (and I mean lucky) that the prozac kicked in.

Welcome to the coop.

thats our crazy mountie!

[PhattyChiken]

Please include a few items about yourself, such as what games you play, age, sex, music/movie/political likes/dislikes(J/K), Forbes 500 ranking, favorite cookie, etc.


Now to answer some of the realy important questions.

Games;

Mostly MW4, MC2, NeverWinter Nights, Strategic Command, Steel Panters World At War, and recently I have been playing CSI.

Age;

I am Forty years of age, but it seem like yesterday that I was only Nineteen.

Sex;

Very little at the moment seeing as my wife is about 38 weeks pregnent. She is the most beautiful woman in the world and is getting more and more beautiful everyday.

Music;

I have nearly a complete colection of Led Zeplin and Pink Floyed, that I listen to every now and then, but the rest of my collection of CD's range from Classical, such as Vivaldi, to more recent artist such as D12 with Emenem. I just love their "My Band" song, "it realy rocks, please won't you, please won't you let me suck your ....."

Movies;

I like to watch big action flicks such as the "007 Bond" movies, however I am not very keen on movies that have a lot of graphic violence in them. I also like to watch comedies such as "50 First dates" and Thriller/Drama's such as the "Borne Identity". I am also a mad Science Fiction geek, so I love movies like Star Trek and Star Wars. I realy enjoyed Troy "Go Eric Banna" and I am looking forward to watching "The Riddick Cronicals"

Politics;

Yes it is a Joke.

Forbes 500 ranking;

LOL, I dont think the scale goes that low.

Favourite Cookie;

Chocolate chip ANZAC cookies.

[Anonymous]

Yucky D12 and Emenem, its funny, even though Emenem is in D12, it has to be "featuring" him so that they make more money.

Fawking rappers

[Stolen Chiken]

good recovery on the "Sex" topic, phatty. LOL

congrats Grace, didnt know, been away awhile.

Welcome to the new ones...

and Theif did steal me, so he gets to keep me... of course the fact that I suck like a Hoover keeps him from letting any man get within 20 ft of me!
(that, and I make DAMN good chili!! The man's a DM and has threatened to KILL characters if they touched his chili.)

[Anonymous]

Well I don't know about phatt...i can't give my bawking nod cuz I haven't met him yet
=(

BAWK!!

In all seriousness though
congrats on making it into the coop.

Pixie

[SPRINGCHIKEN]

lol yes she would kick your :assshaking: for that well good luck with the app