Funny pirate stories

[MadCatChiken]

Post your funny pirate stories. =)

Today me and a guy in a friendly corp were hunting and we came across some guy who i've been trying to kill for a long time. Anyway, she was abusing and swearing etc at us and stuff saying we're stupid, and called RIPZeus who i was hunting with a incopetent twat, cos we were ganking her Hurricane, in a mega and veng, anyway lol as she was swearing and shouting a abuse at us, funny enough, there was a GM in local but hidden.... ugh.. We were told to just cool it bit, but she continued to scream and swear etc. All i got to say is... shes fawked. =p

[CRUSCHIKEN]

need more of em.

[GuerillaChiken]

The funniest story I can think of, even though I wasn't there, was when ArmaggedonPSA lost his first dread like 72 hours after he got it.

That was hilarious and sad at the same time.

[MadCatChiken]

Yeah i was speaking to mini on msn and he told me, i was annoyed... i wanted to see it.

Another one, very quick one. I went to attack a Vigilant in aring and then i followed him to a planet shot at him a bit he warps off, he had jammer drones. =/ Anyway i was very stupid and followed him to a gate while being flagged. The sentry guns turn to give me love..... =( *pew* pew* *boom* *boom* Brutix that i got that very hour or so gone. =/

[GuerillaChiken]

Haha, I got one. Was pirating in a low security area in Kor-Azor. It is isolated, so no outlaws can get to it. Had just killed a couple of pilots, waited out my flag then started to leave.

Sitting at a gate, planning my route, a Vagabond jumps in. I am not an outlaw, he isn't an outlaw, but rather than sit at the gate I warp to a planet.

Almost immediately this S-44 guy follows me to the planet in his Vagabond and attacks me. Surprise to him, I had a tempest set up with Dual 425mms, a Nos and a Large Smartbomb.

I webbed his Vagabond, turned on the machine guns, nos and Smartbomb, and he blew up in about 15 seconds, and right as his ship dies, the large smartbomb goes off, and POOF, there goes his pod.

I convo'd him later, to ask him why he attacked me. His response was "He wanted my bounty." At the time I had a 12 million isk bounty.

He attacked me in his 120+M isk ship, for a 12 Million isk bounty and got podded in the process....

Damned Swedes.